Category: Joke Board
> Bunnings has everything!
>
> One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
> 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.' 'Listen, you
> don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies. 'There's a
> diagnostic computer down at Bunnings. Just give it a urine sample and the
> computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten
> seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a Doctor.' So, Joe
> deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it
> to Bunnings. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks
> for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten
> seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: 'You have tennis elbow.
> Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in
> two weeks.
> Thank you for shopping @ Bunnings.' That evening, while thinking how
> amazing this new technology was Joe began wondering if the computer could
> be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine
> samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
> Joe hurries back to Bunnings, eager to check the results. He deposits ten
> dollars, pours in his oncoction, and awaits the results. The computer
> prints the following:
> 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
> 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
> 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
> 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a solicitor.
> 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
> better!
> Thank you for shopping @ Bunnings
Sick, lol.
hehegh roflmao! Nice!
Haha! I have heard this be for.